JO, JOO, AND THE ART OF DRINKING

Joo’s wine rack was legendary in these parts, a testament Barley water in Urdu to his unbridled palate. Jo, on the other hand, preferred straight liquor. Their differences often resulted in hilarious mishaps at their favorite watering hole, the Drunken Dragon. One night, after a particularly spirited game of darts, Joo declared he could outpac